Every time someone asks me if married life is awesome… I’m just like…
Of course it is awesome. I get to sleep and have sex with my best friend and not get in trouble for it.
Then they reply….
"I’ve never thought of it that way before…"
And I think to myself… It’s because, you’ve never treated it like that way before.
sOMEONE KILLED THE POTATO AND PUT IT IN ONE OF THE SHOWERS
I WILL GET THE A-VEG-NERS AND YOU WILL BE AVENGED!!!1!
I should put ‘crime scene - inVEGstigastion in progress’ on the shower door